A guy dies and gets to the pearly gates where st peter asks him "son, to let you into heaven you must tell me one good thing you've done on earth" the guy thinks for a minute and replies "well, this one time i saw some some bikers out the front of a bar harassing a girl. So I walked over to the biggest biker, kicked his bike over, pulled out his nose ring, spat in his face and told him to leave the poor girl alone" st peter is quite impressed with this and says "well done my son, and when exactly did this happen?" the guy replies "about 5 minutes ago"