Heaven and the Ducks A man dies and is sent to meet St. Peter at the gates of heaven. There he sees St. Peter standing in front of a field of ducks. The man asks what the ducks are for and St. Peter tells him that if he steps on a duck he will be paired in heaven with an ugly women, however if he can make it through the field he will be rewarded with a beautiful women at his side for all of eternity. The man carefully begins his trek across the field of ducks and after a few close calls, he makes it to the end of the field. St. Peter arrives at his side and congratulates him on his success and that his partner will be arriving shortly. Suddenly the most beautiful women in the world appears at his side. He looks at her in aww and says, "how in the world was I lucky enough to end up with a women as beautiful as you!". The women looks at him and replies, "I don't know, all I did was step on a duck.