Falklands veteran A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR." The officer thought, "Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took £20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: "Gracias, Señor!"
I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot.
I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?
Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.
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