A man becomes marooned on a deserted island... He's learned how to survive and manages to keep up the routine for 10 years. One day while sitting on the beach a gorgeous woman walks out of the waves in full scuba gear. He runs up to her ecstatic to see another human face. He is still in disbelief when he says, "Are... are you real?" She nods and responds with, "How long have you been here?" "Ten years." "So how long has it been since you tasted your dear friend Jack?" "Ten years." She opens one pocket and takes a bottle of Jack Daniels out and hands it to the man. His entire body warms with one sip and the taste is nothing short of euphoric. "How long since your last drag?" "Ten years." She opens another pocket and hands the man a cigarette and lighter. He inhales deeply and savors the moment. At this point she begins to unzip the front of her suit to reveal she is not wearing anything underneath. "How long since you played around...?" The mans eyes grow and exclaims, "DO *NOT* TELL ME YOU HAVE A SET OF GOLF CLUBS IN THERE!"