A lawyer dies and goes to heaven . . . "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 49." "49?" says St. Peter. "No, according to our calculations, you're 83." "How did you figure that?" the lawyer asks. "We added up your time sheets," answered St. Peter.
Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty
me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :(
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