I haven't seen this one here, so why not. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL by George Carlin In HEAVEN . . . The Italians are the lovers, The French cook the food, The Swiss run the hotels, The Germans are the mechanics, And the English are the police. In HELL . . . The Swiss are the lovers, The English cook the food, The French run the hotels, The Italians are the mechanics, And the Germans are the police!
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.
I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?
told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco
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