A long day at the hospital After a long day working at the hospital 3 doctors are walking home: - "After seeing so many patients, it's really nice to see normal, healthy people" says the first doctor, a GP - "Not only that, they are actually alive" answers the coroner - "Who cares about all that! Just look at all those faces! Lovely, lovely human faces!" shouts the proctologist
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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