a duck and a skunk(offensive) a mother duck and her baby are walking along with a mother skunk and her baby. they come upon a road and the mothers cross first, to make sure its safe. a car comes and the mothers are killed. the baby duck turns to the baby skunk and says""my mother is gone and I haven't learned anything from her, I don't even know what I am"" the skunk says""you have a bill, feathers, and webbed feet. you must be a duck... but then what am I?"" the duck says""well, you aren't quit…

Black Family The mother was in the kitchen preparing dinner, her young child approaches, grabs a handful of flour, put it on his face and smiling exclaims: look mama, I'm white!!!. The mother turns around, looks at him and slap him with all her strength, the kid looks at her surprised wile the mother says: you are a disgrace!! How there you make jokes about this!?!?Now go and show to your father. The kid goes to the living room where his father is watching TV and says in a half deflated tone: lo…

Extremely suspenseful joke #7845 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to…

A father tucks his 3 year old daughter to bed... He tells her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which we…