Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
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I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.
Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.
I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.
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