A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants The bartender says, "Pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your willie?" The pirate replies, "ARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
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