James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview... James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview, "Well Mr Bond we have two positions we can offer you, one is giving lectures to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill. " "Do you expect me to talk? " "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dye. "