A man was sitting at the bar when he walked over to the bartender... He asked the bartender, "Hey, how about one on the house for your ol' pal?" The bartender replied, "No can do, sir. You have to pay money to drink here." The man, crestfallen, tries a different strategy. "How about a bet?" The bartender's crippling gambling addiction took over, and with piqued curiosity said, "What do you have in mind?" "I bet you 500 dollars that I can piss into a glass on this bar and not get a drop anywhere else." he replied. The bartender, seeing easy money, pulled out a clean glass and set it on the bar. Shaking the man's hand, he accepted the bet. The man then stood up on the bar, unzipped his pants, and commenced pissing everywhere. All over the bar, some of the snacks, behind the bar, whatever. When he finished, the bartender, dumbfounded yet satisfied with winning, said. "Welp, I win! Where's my 500?" The man said, "Hold on a second," and began to walk back to where he was originally seated. "Woah! Just where do you think you're goin?" The man stopped, and replied, "Well, I bet that guy over there $1000 that I could piss all over the bar and you'd be happy about it."