A teacher asks her class.. to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is paintin…

An Irish Teacher asks her class An Irish teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our…

There was once a Chinese elderly father and his three sons... I was told this by my Chinese philosophy professor who summed up modern Chinese thinking in a story. Being an American Chinese male, it invoked weird feelings... There was once a Chinese elderly father and his three sons. The elderly father tells his sons: ""Children, I am dying and will not be on this earth for much longer. When I die, what will you do with my remains?"" The oldest replies: ""Father, I will take your remains and plac…

A dad puts his little girl to sleep... And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right". The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence. The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it. The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next! Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep an…