The Amish woman and the Pennsylvania State Trooper An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy heading back home when a state trooper pulls her over. The trooper walks up to the door of the buggy and the woman says "Good afternoon, young man. What seems to be the problem?" The trooper says, ma'am, I pulled you over because you were speeding........ .......I'm just kidding." The two chuckled a bit before he continued to say "Actually, I pulled you over because there's strap around your horse's... genitalia. It looks like it's a bit painful, and I wasn't sure if you knew it was there." The woman replies "Oh dear... well my husband is the one that rigs the horses. I just clean them, and throw the horse over the fence some hay. But as soon as I get home, I'll be sure to tell him." The officer ended with "Please do as soon as you can. Have a nice day." The woman gets home and says "Pa?" Her husband yells down "Yes, ma?" To which she replied "A nice, young state trooper pulled me over today, and said there's something wrong with the brakes." -Thanks to the late, late Tom Snyder for this joke