A couple is walking in communist Russia... They feel a slight precipitation. "Is it raining?" Said the husband. "No, its snowing." Said the wife. "How about we ask this communist officer here? For he is in the right always." "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining, comrades." Officer Rudolph says as he walks off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear." My 11 year old cousin has been telling this joke to anybody with ears.
Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?
The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?
*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke
Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia.
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