What body part grows ten times its size when stimulated? The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times it…

What body part grows 10 times its size when stimulated? The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its s…

Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes... 1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first? The one with the lowest mew. 2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy? They become Bohred 3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy. 4.) Did you hear about the man that was cooled absolute zero? He is 0k now. 5.) I hear Chemistry jokes periodically, but Physics jokes have more potential. 6.) My Chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chl…

A Chemistry major explains hell to his professor.. Question in the exam paper : Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are …