A close call. Yesterday I was walking on the streets in my hometown Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. I was about to go to the grocery store when I saw a black man running with a TV. I was afraid of it being mine, so I ran home as quick as possible, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
An out-of-work plumber decides a good career move would be to move to the Netherlands. He heard that everyone has so many clogs.
My mate has 2 tickets for the England v Netherlands game tonight He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that
So the Belgians are pissed... The king of Belgium is fed up that the Dutch make jokes about how dumb Belgians are. He goes to King Willem, of the Netherlands,
The Belgians are pissed off... The king of Belgium is fed up that the Dutch make jokes about how dumb Belgians are. He goes to King Willem, of the Netherlands,
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