What Does Your Father Do? It was 3rd grade show and tell in Ms.Johnson's class and she was going around asking all of the children what their fathers do for a living. Ms.Johnson walks up to the first kid and asks "What does your dad do for a living, Johnny?" to which he responds "He's a firefighter." "Very good, Johnny. What about you, Sally what does your father do?" Sally perks up and says "My daddy is a doctor and saves a lot of lives!" "That's great, Sally. Derrick, I see you over there. Wh…

A woman gives birth to twins and then goes into a coma When she wakes up, she realises that she is yet to name her child. Doctor: Oh, don't worry about that miss. Your brother was here while you were unconscious. He named your children. Mother: What!? My brother is a complete idiot! Oh God, what did he name my daughter? Doctor: Denise Mother: Oh, I guess that's not too bad. What a relief. And what did he name my son? Doctor: ....Denephew

Am I Adopted? Alfie: Mummy, am I adopted? Mum: Heavens, no. Why would you ask such a thing? Alfie: we all did a DNA test in school today, & mine is different from yours AND daddy's. Mum: DARRYL! come here. What's all this about? (and she explains to hubby). Dad: Of course he's not ours! Do you remember that 2nd night in the hospital & the baby hadn't stopped crying for 2 days? You told me you were exhausted & asked me if I could change the baby. SO I DID!

A woman who has just given birth has fallen into a coma. After 7 months the mother finally awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Good news, you had twins! a boy and a girl. They are healthy, luckily your brother named them for you. Mother: Oh no, not my brother! he's so stupid! What did he name my daughter? Doctor: Denise. Mother: well that isn't so bad, and what did he name my son? Doctor: Denephew.