A woman gives birth to twins and then goes into a coma When she wakes up, she realises that she is yet to name her child. Doctor: Oh, don't worry about that miss. Your brother was here while you were unconscious. He named your children. Mother: What!? My brother is a complete idiot! Oh God, what did he name my daughter? Doctor: Denise Mother: Oh, I guess that's not too bad. What a relief. And what did he name my son? Doctor: ....Denephew

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident... ...and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."" The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh no, not my brother - he's an idiot!"" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise,"" the docto…

Twins A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and fell into a coma. When she awoke days later she realized she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, ""Doc, what happened to my baby?!"" The doctor replied, ""Calm down ma'am, you gave birth to healthy twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."" ""Oh, no!"" shrieked the woman. ""Not my brother! He's not r…