Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gobshite!"" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ""Well, what's my daughter's name?"" ""Denise,"" says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved ""Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."" Then she asks, ""What's the boy's name?"" ""Denephew""