Death sentance. A train conductor carrying millions of dollars of raw materials across the United States falls asleep on the job. Missing a crucial interchange, he runs the trains of the tracks and destroys all the cargo, wrecks the train, and kills four people in the process. After months of trials, lawsuits, and court dates, he receives a death row sentence. ──────── Months pass and finally the week of his execution arises. With three days left to live, an Holding Officer comes to his cell…

[closes kitchen drawer gently and looks at son] I wasn't here *wife walks in with police officer* "did you take a knife to a job interview"

Funny story Years ago when I was a pizza driver we had a cop come and pick some food up just before close. This sparked a story about how a cop once saw a guy in the Taco Bell drive thru spit on his food. The guy was arrested and sentenced to 2 years in jail for tampering with his food. Our manager, a Lesbian, came out of the office and said: ""2 years for spitting on a taco?! They're gonna give me life in prison! ""

Death sentance. A train conductor carrying millions of dollars of raw materials across the United States falls asleep on the job. Missing a crucial interchange, he runs the trains of the tracks and destroys all the cargo, wrecks the train, and kills four people in the process. After months of trials, lawsuits, and court dates, he receives a death row sentence. Months pass and finally the week of his execution arises. With three days left to live, an Holding Officer comes to his cell and walks h…