Baseball in Heaven Two kids, Adam and John, absolutely love playing baseball. They play every day of their lives until years down the road Adam and John are now two old men who sit in the park feeding the birds and watching kids play baseball. One week later John passes away. Adam is sitting at the park alone when he hears Johns voice. John -- Psst, Adam, its John. Adam -- John buddy I miss ya! Hows heaven? John -- Its great! But there is good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? Adam -- The good news. John -- There's baseball in heaven! Adam -- That's great! What's the bad news? John -- You're pitching next Monday.