When you die and you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you... Three friends are sitting in a bar drinking, when one turns to the others and asks, "When you die and you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy thinks and says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." He turns back to his buddy, who asked the question, "What about you?" The guy snorts, "I want them to say, 'MY GOD, HE'S STILL ALIVE!!'"
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