The Japanese designed a detective-robot able to catch thieves easily They tried it out in three countries. In Japan, the robots caught 100 thieves in five minutes. In the US, the robots caught 200 thieves in five minutes. In Albania, five minutes were enough for the robots to be stolen.
"Seriously, is that what I look like?" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
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