Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He …

Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO