A lawyer was driving in the middle of nowhere... A telephone pole was suddenly struck by lightning, falling in front of the lawyer, causing him to swerve into a ditch and total his car. He got out of his car and looked around. In the distance, he saw a pink-striped house. He walked to the house, went up a pink-striped sidewalk, knocked on a pink-striped door, and was greeted by a pink-striped man who asked, "How can I help you?" "I wrecked my car down the road," said the lawyer. "Can I use your phone to call a tow truck?" To this, the pink-striped man replied, "I'm sorry, the phone is down right now, but you can stay the night and call a tow truck in the morning." So the lawyer walked down a pink-striped hallway to a pink-striped bathroom where he took a pink-striped shower with pink-striped shampoo and pink-striped soap, dried off with a pink-striped towel, put on pink-striped pajamas and went to a pink-striped bedroom, where he got into a pink-striped bed with a pink-striped pillow and pink-striped sheets and had pink-striped dreams. About an hour later, another lawyer came driving down that exact same road and saw that exact same telephone pole, causing him to swerve into that exact same ditch and total his car. He got out of his car and looked around. In the distance, he saw a pink-striped house. He walked to the house, went up a pink-striped sidewalk, knocked on a pink-striped door, and was greeted by a pink-striped man who asked, "How can I help you?" "I wrecked my car down the road," said the lawyer. "Can I use your phone to call a tow truck?" To this, the pink-striped man replied, "I'm sorry, the phone is down right now, but you can stay the night and call a tow truck in the morning." So the lawyer walked down a pink-striped hallway to a pink-striped bathroom where he took a pink-striped shower with pink-striped shampoo and pink-striped soap, dried off with a pink-striped towel, put on pink-striped pajamas and went to a pink-striped bedroom, where he got into a pink-striped bed with a pink-striped pillow and pink-striped sheets and had pink-striped dreams. About an hour later, a third lawyer came driving down that exact same road and saw that exact same telephone pole, causing him to swerve into that exact same ditch and total his car. He got out of his car and looked around. In the distance, he saw a pink-striped house. He walked to the house, went up a pink-striped sidewalk, knocked on a pink-striped door, and was greeted by a pink-striped man who asked, "How can I help you?" "I wrecked my car down the road," said the lawyer. "Can I use your phone to call a tow truck?" To this, the pink-striped man replied, "I'm sorry, the phone is down right now, but you can stay the night and call a tow truck in the morning." So the lawyer walked down a pink-striped hallway to a pink-striped bathroom where he took a pink-striped shower with pink-striped shampoo and pink-striped soap, dried off with a pink-striped towel, put on pink-striped pajamas and went to a pink-striped bedroom, where he got into a pink-striped bed with a pink-striped pillow and pink-striped sheets and had pink-striped dreams. The next morning, the first lawyer woke up, took off his pink-striped pajamas and put his lawyer clothes back on, walked down a pink-striped hallway to a pink-striped kitchen where the pink-striped man was making pink-striped donuts and pink-swirl coffee, and asked, "Can I use your phone now?" The pink-striped man replied, "Sure, but don't you want some breakfast first?" So the lawyer had some pink-swirl coffee, called a tow truck, and left. About an hour later, the second lawyer woke up, took off his pink-striped pajamas and put his lawyer clothes back on, walked down a pink-striped hallway to a pink-striped kitchen where the pink-striped man was making pink-striped donuts and pink-swirl coffee, and asked, "Can I use your phone now? The pink-striped man replied, "Sure, but don't you want some breakfast first?" So the lawyer had a pink-striped donut, called a tow truck, and left. About an hour later, the third lawyer woke up, took off his pink-striped pajamas and put his lawyer clothes back on, walked down a pink-striped hallway to a pink-striped kitchen where the pink-striped man was making pink-striped donuts and pink-swirl coffee and asked, "Can I use your phone now?" The pink-striped man replied, "Sure, but don't you want some breakfast first?" So the lawyer had some pink-swirl coffee, called a tow truck, and left. The moral of the story is this: 2 out of 3 lawyers prefer coffee over donuts.