I already got a date this valentine's day. Her name is Emma, Emma Gination.
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I already got a date this valentine's day. Her name is Emma, Emma Gination.
For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see "50 Shades". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up.
Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries.
"I got you this for Valentine's Day." [she opens the box and reveals several People magazines inside] "I think we should see other people."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.
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