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A large man is seated in an airplane A large man is seated in an airplane, stuck between the arm rests, wiggling around furiously and looking uncomfortable in his seat. The flight attendant notices and approaches him, “Do you need help sir?” “Yea, I need a screwdriver!” “Right away, sir.” The flight attendant walks to the galley, finds the toolbox, opens it, and takes a screwdriver out. She returns to aid the passenger, who stares at her oddly. “What’s wrong?” she asks. The passenger replies, “What would you have got me if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”

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Joke ID: 01KKTN3S327B3HCFRBSRXYHVYM