'He choked to death on a concubine.' Fun Terry Pratchett quote: 'He choked to death on a concubine.' There was no sound but the hiss of snow in the fire and a number of people thinking fast. 'I think you mean cucumber,' said the bard. 'That's right, cucumber,' said Boy Willie. 'I've never been good at them long words.' 'Very important difference in a salad situation,' said Cohen.
A woman phoned her local newspaper to ask if she could put a notice in the obituary column. "Certainly, ma'am," said the operator. "How much do funeral notices
A Rabbi Joke "Rabbi Schomburg, I need 200 dollars badly for a down payment", said Cohen. "I keep praying to God for help but he doesn't send any!" "The importa
Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. ""Mr. Cohen, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need.
Obi-wan Cohen Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: A Japanese
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