A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend. His friend says to him "We're currently drowning in debt because the doctors just cured your amnesia!" The friend then asks the other friend "Oh no! How are we going to ever pay the bills now?" The first friend then has an idea. "I know! Give me 100 dollars and I'll buy a bat, then I'll hit you on the head with it and we can claim your insurance." So the second friend gives the first friend 100 dollars and he leaves the room. After a while the first friend comes back with a bat and he hits his friend on the head. A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend.
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