Donald and Melania live in the same house in Florida, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Donald wishes that all the other people in Florida were hot women. Melania looks disgusted, thinks for a minute and wishes for a motor cycle helmet. Donald's second wish is that everyone in the neighboring states were hot women too. Melania smiles and wishes for a motorcycle. Donald’s final wish is that all the other people in the country were hot women, leaving him the only man in the country. Melania revs the engine of her motorcycle and shouts, "I wish Donald was gay!" and rides off.