A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin.

With love A very rich woman has three possible suitors for her daughter, and decides to test them. One day, she takes the first one for a walk. She asks him all kinds of questions about his future, education and feelings for her daughter. She's got a good feeling about him, when suddenly an idea strikes her. To test his courage, she jumps in te river. The young man jumps after her immediately, hauls her out of the river and performs CPR. The elder woman is saved. The next morning, he finds a bea…

A maths teachers husband buys an Aston Martin. He pulls up into the drive of their house, eagerly awaiting his wife's response. Instead, she looks angry and horrified. She storm up to his window and says ""You ALWAYS leech off of MY money!"" ""W-What?"" ""LOOK AT YOU! I don't know HOW you earned this car!"" ""Why?"" ""YOU DIDN'T DO THE WORKING FOR IT!""

Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin.