Actually true horrible pun I used to live in a small town outside Philadelphia that had a private mental hospital. A stream ran through the grounds and near it was a low-lying area that filled up with water any time it rained. The staff named that temporary pond "Lake Psychiatry" because it was a depression.
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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