I thought the wife was joking... ...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert. Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva

My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland.

Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Xi and Biden have a bet Xi wagers that in 100 years time China would be the dominant superpower, while Biden is confident that the USA will remain uncontested. So after their terms ended and they reached the end of their mortal coil, they were cryogenically preserved in Switzerland and woken up in 100 years. Strolling down the future streets of Geneva, they come across a news broadcast on a large billboard. “Ha! I knew it! China is a soft power giant now!” Says Xi, pointing at the newsreader…