MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW

"If all your friends jumped" 'Yes' "But if they" 'Yes' "But" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."

Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls