Father's Promise from His Three Sons A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to college. āI feel itās my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.ā So it happened. His sons became aĀ **doctor**,Ā **a financial planner** andĀ aĀ **lawyer,**Ā each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, theĀ **doctor**Ā stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of theĀ deceased. Next, theĀ **financial planner**Ā placed $1,000 there in 20 crisp $50 bills. Finally, it was the heartbrokenĀ **lawyerās**Ā turn. He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put itĀ into his fatherās coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
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