What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door? Triforce. *Not my joke, discovered it in my old 90's Nintendo Power magazine* *EDIT* just realized someone found the same gems that i did https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/3t1qt4/some_classic_zelda_jokes_from_an_old_issue_of/

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open a door? Triforce.

How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die? Heart complications.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.