What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door? Triforce. *Not my joke, discovered it in my old 90's Nintendo Power magazine* *EDIT* just realized someone found the same gems that i did https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/3t1qt4/some_classic_zelda_jokes_from_an_old_issue_of/

Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars? It has triple the force.

How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die? Heart complications.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.