A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a fishing rod for her son's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. An associate is standing there in dark shades. She says ""Excuse me, could you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"" He says ""Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."" She doesn't believe him but she drops it on the counter anyways. He says ""That's a six-…