From a Southwest Airlines employee.... ""Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull tigh

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. ""Siste

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, ""Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to w

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, ""If big dogs hav