In Australia, nah-yeah means yes, yeah-nah means no and nah-nah means banana.

In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court.

(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?

Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!