My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat

what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to "sit".

I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?