Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback.

How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

[baby wakes up in the middle night] "Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out." [puts baby on eBay]

6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!