Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 7. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 8. You just can't

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character? A George Costanza.

Use this when a sales person calls you at your home I saw this on seinfeld last night: salesperson calls. seinfeld: Hello? salesperson: hi would you be interest

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines. (Stolen shamelessly from Seinfeld)