Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln.

"America's Most Wanted" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition.

Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.

Captain America: I got the alert, what's the emergency? Avengers: Well, it's snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!