I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face.

What did The Beatles say when a hot but unexpected guest showed up at their bukkake party? Here comes the sun!

If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?""

At the height of The Beatles' popularity... a woman walks into a tattoo shop and pulls up her dress, exposing her thighs. She points the the left thigh and says