Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the "ice bucket challenge" made it cool

[FBI job interview] "Do you have any self defense training?" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing.

BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos.

Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*