People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi.

Just googled "sensible cars" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home.

No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP

*[At the dinner table]* "No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"