A lawyer was getting out of his BMW one day... ...when an 18 wheeler came by and ripped the door right off his car. He quickly called the police, and when a patrol car arrived he began a rant, screaming ""Cahps, cahps, look what they did to mah beemah!"" The cop replies ""You lawyers are so materialistic! Haven't you noticed you left arm got ripped off by the truck!"" The lawyer proceeds to look down and check, and sure enough his left arm has been ripped off by the joint. In complete, utter dis…

A lawyer was in his BMW... ...when he opened the door to get out, an oncoming truck hit the door, ripping it off, and went on. The lawyer calls the cops. Lawyer (Whining) : Officer, look what happened to my beamer. Officer : You lawyers are so materialistic it makes me sick. You are so worried about your car that you did not notice that your arm is missing as well. Lawyer (in shock) : Oh my God! Where's my Rolex?

A lawyer is parking his BMW... A lawyer is parking his BMW outside a store in Manhattan

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh no!", replied the law…