There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put t

If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?

Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)